Tragedy at Nando’s
Two male
friends, Thomas Bro and Steven Lad, were struck with grief when they suddenly
died at a Nando’s restaurant in
Bristol last night after consuming poisoned meat.
A
backlash against the chain has formed on Twitter under the hashtag #deadlynandos.
Wagamama’s has reportedly attempted to
capitalise on the outrage with their own hashtag #nonlethalwagamamas.
In
response, Nando’s RestaurantsTM
Corp. Ltd. Corp. have publicly declared a new nationwide kitchen policy to check
every meal for poison, and to warn the customer if found.
The
friends and families of Thomas and Steven were suspicious that something may have
been wrong when they weren’t receiving the usual barrage of selfies, instafoods
and dick pics of them having what they coined a “Cheeky Nando’s Meal”.
A
funeral service will be held this Sunday at St. Paul’s Church, followed by an
open reception in the church hall, graciously catered by Nando’s.
