Tuesday, 17 January 2017

6 people you wouldn't believe are not dead.

1. Lily Aliveman

Many people believe that Lily died long many of years ago when she was hurt to dying, but here she is, alive and well, writing a novel based on the life of her friend Speck, who died.

2. Hooper

He made knives for a living. Big sharp long ones. And even after 'that' incident, Hooper is doing okay sort of fine. In fact, you can see him here looking well fed, on trial for his own murder.

3. Nikola Tesla

Remembered as the father of rivalry, Nikola Tesla supposedly died in the past. However, and that's a big however, this picture is in colour, which he didn't invent, so he must have been alive when it was taken.

4. Clippy

We always remember Clippy because he had a fling with Rihanna even though she likes guys that are with organs and are not metal and eyes and eyebrows. Clippy got married just last week though! His vows were beautiful even though his fiancee (now wife!) helped him write it.

5. A ghost

We are all ghosts trapped in skin. So technically, technically, ghosts are all really little girls.

6. You

In this modern age, it is all too easy to think that you are dead, but if you take anything away from this article, it is that if you are reading clickbait, you'd might as well be died.

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