1. Big deal. I've been able to whistle underwater since I were a wee lass. Next.
2. Yeah, you're pretty strong I guess, but I've never even heard of your music before. Try again, buddy.
3. This is just shit, mate.
4. Rome wasn't built in a day, so why should I care that you built that treehouse in two?
5. Your blood pressure's actually pretty normal, dude. What, your leg blew off, did it? I didn't think so.
6. No, no, no, no, no! Wotsits were absolutely not your idea. I don't believe you!
7. Nice one! You finally did it!